Dirty Mittens
Dirty Mittens is a song in Mewgenics. The song centers around the titular Dirty Mittens, a female kitten, as she describes herself in the lyrics. As it was one of the songs composed for the original version of Mewgenics, this song is heard in WMEW 99.9.
Lyrics
Boom Shak -A- Laka, who's that kitten?
Boom boom, what if it's Dirty Mittens?
Hey there boys, the name is Dirty Mittens.
The slinkiest kitty you've seen in all your days.
I eat caviar kibble.
Wear a diamond flea collar.
And I'm bedded enough to make you holler.
My feline tricks will turn night into day
So you think you can handle Dirty Mittens?
What expensive game am I to play?
I take the cash, the jewels and leave you all the kittens
I'm packing my bags, and I'll be on my way.
(Source: https://ridiculon.bandcamp.com/track/dirty-mittens)
Trivia
- The original YouTube release of this song appears to be shorter than the version of the song on Bandcamp. While the former has a length runtime of 4 minutes and 45 seconds, the latter has a runtime of 4 minutes and 52 seconds. This is because the YouTube release accidentally starts 8 seconds into the full song.[1][2]